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title: "Aha! You just gave me the piece I was missing for my pitch…"
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date: 2018-04-09
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Aha! You just gave me the piece I was missing for my pitch…
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So allow *me*…
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### Mad, Bad and Dangerous to Know
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#### Carpe Bollox! Seize life by the dangling bits… You know it deserves it.
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Advice on Life. Advice on Danger. Advice on *Living dangerously*!
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A publication to broadcast The Wavelength.
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A publication teaching where angels fear to tread (and…why they fear to fly.)
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A publication with no holds barred.
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One to chan..no, *replace* the Game.
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In short, though…Life from a different angle — of unpleasant reality. But also with dealing with that & its baggage.
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Maybe you’ll say “why would I want to maintain a publication”, or even “why…with *him*”[1]. Otherwise maybe you’ll say, “I’ve got no time for *that*!”.
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All too true. But…I can only say that I feel like there’s value in (dare I say) *our* offensive, thoughtful, crazy[2], well-meaning, distracted corner of Medium. I can already think of a hatful of names that would fit right in to this proposed venture. Bet you can too!
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Either way, sod all of that…
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We gotta do this, to *save the world*. You said it your*self*![3]
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Besides, you *know* you *want* to. And that I’m gonna do it anyway *regardless *of all the best bits being wholesale stolen from you. Forms of flattery, just as you told me…
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;D
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Yeah, the pitch still needed work…I definitely feel like I’m coming off as trying too hard. I won’t be *too *offended if you just shut me down…not that you’ll care. As it should be.
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Ok, overstaying welcome now…
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[1] Because *you* bring the dangerous, and *I* bring the mad…Hm. We either need a third vict…volunteer ooor a new headline! Details, details…
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[2] Everyone *else*, not us. Of course.
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[3] Riots may or may not be included…[4][5]
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[4] Gratuitous amounts of footnotes *definitely* included.
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[5] Who am I kidding. We’ll have the Riot to end all Riots! *The Riot*, in fact.
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