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title:	"Haha! I did think about putting platinum status, but since I haven’t…"
date:	2018-05-01
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  Haha! I did think about putting platinum status, but since I haven’t…

Broken a major bone…Yet.

Been admitted…Yet.

I didn’t think it’d be quite fair.

Instead, what I have is a large collection of small scars and tales of stupidity to go with them.